This is why I read Beachwood Reporter’s WTF religiously

Just how lousy a candidate was Bill Brady?

Way lousy. Illinois elected several crazy people Tuesday. Against that grim qualitative standard, Brady still fell below the Mendoza Line.

He not only lost a race almost any normal (breathing regularly) Republican would have won, he does not comprehend that he lost. Nope, he says. I didn’t lose. There are more votes to count.

At this moment, this hard-edged clear-thinking businessman is waiting for results from the outlying Inca precincts because he’s very strong in the dead-700-years-ago Latino demographic. When those write-in votes from Machu Picchu arrive, he’s sure to be over the top. Just be patient.

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